ANOTHER QUIZ!!!!

***Have you ever?***
*Kissed a cousin? What kind of kiss, like on the cheek.. or *shudder* a KISS?
*Broken a bone?
No
*Broken someone's heart?[incredibly]
I don’t know, but mines been broken… see those little red blobs on the floor…? That’s what is left of my heart.. Broken into little.. tiny pieces- ok you get the picture.
*Been in love?
Yeah
*Cried when someone died?
Yeah… Nelson… who I recently discovered that those bonfires we had… were right next to his Pot "garden" (Yes i have been closer to pot than you will ever be) And also all of my fuzzie wuzzies that died.. you were good pets, guys.
*Wanted someone you knew you couldn't
Hmm.. like right now?
*Drank alcohol?
Yes… *falls over in a drunken stupor*
*Lied
I’m not THAT innocent…
*Cried in school?
Yes.. sadly.
***Do you believe in...***
*Love at first sight?
Yep.
*God?
Yes
*Kissing on the first date?
Um… *giggle* What about kissing and not dating at all..? O.O don’t look at me. I’m supposedly the innocent one >
*Horoscopes?
Yeah.
*Ghosts?
Um… yes?
*Heaven
Yes.
*Hell?
Yes.
*Cheating?
No.
***This or That***
*7 up or sprite?
I hate both.
*Girls or Guys?
What do you mean? I’m a girl.. But I love guys.. Even if they seem like a whole different race.
*Flowers or candy?
I dunno.. neither? Romantic stuff sucks.. or maybe I’m jealous of those with romance in their lives.. >.0
*Scruff or clean shaven?
His choice.
*Pools or hot tubs?
Hot Tubs.. o.o
*Blondes or Brunettes?
How about… ANYTHING..?
*One pillow or two?
Two... who said I was the only one that sleeps in my bed…?
*Gap, American Eagle, or Colombia?
Yuckkkk..
***The Preferred***
*What do u notice first on a girl? (Guy, stupid, GUY)
I’m a girl.. For guys: Probably confidence. Their personality.. If they look yummy.. And if they taste--- ok, lets keep this PG.. Or not...
*Worst thing to do on a date?
Having your friends show up.
*Short or long hair?
Either.
*Piercing or none?
WHERE are these.. "Piercings"?
***Last time you***
*Showered?
This morning
*Have been to a party?
Can’t remember.. maybe my sister’s b-day party??
*Had a great time with the opposite sex
Like I said before.. I am not the only one in my bed at night… LOL. Every time I see my guy friends I have fun.. Luv ya, Dave Matt and Eric. (Etc.)
***What is***
*your good luck charm?
Luck….?
*The person you hate most?
No comment.
*The first song you've ever heard?How the hell should I know??
*The best thing that has happened to you today?
Nothing.
***favorites***
*Color?
Black, Purple, Red, Silver.
*Movie?
Spitited away… or Princess Mononoke.
*Book?
Anything Tamora Pierce.
*Subject in school?
Hmm.. last year it was Algebra.
*Places to go when there is no where to go?
Your room ^.~
*Cars?
Hell..
*Food?
Anything that isn’t American food.
*Icecream?
Black Raspberry.
*Soft drink?
I hate soft drinks.. tea is better.
*Sport to watch?
Dancing.. is that a sport?
*Holiday?
>.0 I dunno.
*Season?
Winter
*Breakfast food?
Chips… wait breakfast?….. Chips.
*Place to go with your honey?
Honey.. what honey?… Oh… Somewhere dark… and comfy.
*Place to go with your friends?
Maine. That’d be so fucking cool. To have a SI outing to my Maine house.. with no adults.
***Who***
*Makes you laugh the most?
Mar.. or.. Suz.
*Makes you smile?
Wouldn’t you like to know?
*Has a crush on you?
No one.. I am completely un-desirable.. I’m so ugly.. and I’m a bitch.. (This goes on for ever)
*Do you like to kiss?
Wouldn’t you like to know.. or find out.. *Stares at her crush* .. he knows so little.. yet he is right here.
*has it easier?
I don't know.

***Do you ever?***
*Sit by the phone waiting for a call?
No.. the phone is here anyway.
*Save AOL conversation?
No.
*Save emails?
Only one.. one only.
*Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?
I’m stuck with being a girl. So why hope? Guys have no idea how easy it is on them.
*Wish you were someone else?
Yes.
*Want to look differently?
Do I have to start..? I wish I were so totally different... I hate my body.
*Cried because of someone's mean words?
Yes... you have no idea.

*steals from Matt*

Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Gillian.. I think.
2. What friends call you: Gilli-chan, a few still call me Gillybean..hm… and nasty stuff behind my back.
3.What your (ex) boy/girlfriend calls you: Ex? What ex? Oh. Probably something mean.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Something cool. But.. names don’t matter.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: *Yawn * WASTE of time!
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Shell stuffed with shitless reptile.
b. goose: AHHHHH… not the EVIL goose.. AGAIN… get away little dumbass.
c. pirate: Bob
d. a hot girl: Oh, that’s not my pet you see, just my reflection in the mirror… LOL… yeah right..
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Bitch

8. What would you name your kids?: Kids, love is pointless. So, I’m not gonna end up with kids.
9. What would you name a ship you built?: *laughs * Do you think anyone would wanna go on a ship I built?
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Confessions of a teenage… thing.

Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: Yes.. they laughed… ;.; 4th grade.. ;.;
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: *looks at the mold * Um… no… *hides the really really really old..stuff*
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Yeah, canoeing, I ripped my shorts on a rock.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: I’m not a supermarket worker.. lol. I don’t think so. o.0
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: No.
16. Nearly drowned?: Yes. I have. Too bad i didn't.
17. Passed out?: Maybe…
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Yes, and I convinced myself not to like him. *Hides her heart that she cut out*
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yes, I liked it.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Yes.. Hamsters are EVIL, EVIL I TELL YA!! And I’m not JUST talking about my sister. Her pets are MEAN.
21. Caught people having sex?: Not yet.. *glare* I don’t wanna be like Lauren (on my camp bus, she is like.. 8 years old)
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: Yep… erm.. wait no.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: No.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: No
25. Made a wish that came true?: Since when does wishing get you anywhere?

Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream i was kissing... I don’t have dreams like that. I die in all my dreams.
27. I'm only racist towards... noone.. I think
28. I don't even know why I'm... Living
29. I'd give anything to have sex with.... Stupid pervs.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... live in NJ
31. If i had six bucks i'd buy… Dave a prostitute.. he doesn’t seem to get that you can’t buy them for a quarter.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... Wheeee… *streaks down the street*
33. It's always more fun if you... Hurt someone.
34. You can't eat steak without... cooking it.
35. You better shut up before I ... cry.
36. Just put it in my .. You know the answer.
37. I really like you and everything... but.. can we just be... sexual partners?
38. I'm not who you think I am. I'm really a ... Evil witch (i mean bitch) who is not from this world.
39. Dude! Where's my... CAR!!.. lol… And then… and then…

Part Four - What would you do if.. ....
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Scream rape.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: Take out my pocket knife and stab the shit out of them, not realizing my car is... over there.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Scream bloody murder and wonder if I’m on some game show.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: I wouldn’t, end of story.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: Decapitate him.
45. A genie let's you have three wishes?: Wouldn’t happen.. but probably something like have a super power.. like reading guy's minds.
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:
Legal – Beer.. at any age.. *watches as my sister gets drunk *
Illegal – Being oblivious.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Ask her why shes such a slut.
48. You had a time machine?: Fix my mistakes.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: ANYTHING I wanted..? *evil glare*

Part Five - Would You Rather
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: Cancer.. every kind, too.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: Teleport
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: Dreams, they’d be interesting.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Skinny, duh.. I’d give anything to be skinny.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Box!!! Whhee… *hits herself as the men in the white coats come to drag her away* Noooo…. NOT AGAINNNN
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Musical
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Hip-hop, duh.
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: How about May 23^rd?
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Sewer.. I AM ALIGATOR QUEEN!
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: I’m already in a mental institution.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Snowboard.. even if i hate snowboarders A LOT
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: Aren’t I already a ninja.. Misao?

Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: The cowardly dog,
63. Driver: Drives me nuts
64. Yoga: Wheeeeeee
65. Bakery: FOOD
66. Roach: Briar Rose. Don’t ask..
67. Mushroom: Death.
68. Sprung: *giggle*
69. Exotic: *Dances around a fire in a loincloth*
70. Pythagorean: Math

Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words.
(example: G M S = Give Me Steak )
a. S O L R A C: Suck on leafs right away, coot.
b. D A N G E R: Do a ninja girl.. entirely rabid.
c. C H I N A: heehe.. china.. Chop hands in newt asses.
d. R P G: Run pie! GROW
72. What is your definition of love?: Love..? What is this love you speak of?
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: NO ONE, SO GET OFF MY CASE!
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form.
(example: I Am Superman = IAS) ITD
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them.
76. Were you too scared to do it?: No.
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I dunno.. probably myself.
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: Eric.. on Thursday, actually.
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: A KNIGHT.. *gets out sword*
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name. Natalie Marshall
Nina
Other bitchie natalie who is my age.
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: Nothing. No one has every done anything romantic for me.
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: Finger… if I had to.

Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument?
(Example: "You suck." ~~> "No YOU suck.")
83. "Girls are nothing but drama."
I know *hits dramatic pose* Stupid gay bastard.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons."
Yeah, that’s exactly why I don’t watch it.
85. "Kentucky is way better than California."
Whatever you say o.0
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing."
If you don’t get caught.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems."
Yeah.. riiiiighttt…
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon."
As long as your not my brain surgeon.. but my brain is beyond repair.
89. "Music is stupid."
AND SO ARE YOU.. Wheeeeee..
90. "Your car sucks."
And so do i.. *wink wink*

Part Nine - One More
91. Predict who the first person is that will leave a comment in your box.
NO ONE!!!! WHEEEE